Inscrutable Instructions

Purchased a paper towel holder from Amazon. The installation instructions were a wonder, but actually installing the rack wasn’t that bad.

If you try to check in for your United return flight using the URL of your original United flight, you get the weirdest message.

I ordered an ergonomic mouse from Newegg.com. My ordinary mouse was making my hand hurt from pinching it between thumb and pinkie of my right hand.

This is the only instructions/safety info in a package of 3, 5 mW, laser pointers:

Got some landscape lights, solar powered LED lights to guide our steps in the backyard. The instructions have a few blunders.

This is what Google Maps on an Android smartphone shows you at one of the southbound I-135 exits for Newton, Kansas.

Bought a “Rechargeable Bird Table Lamp” from Amazon. These are possibly the worst instructions I’ve ever read.

Got a new desktop lamp from Amazon.

I purchased a C-3718-5B drafting chair from Wayfair. They drop-shipped it from China. The actual assembly instructions are OK, but it contains a few oddities.

My lovely wife got me a DjuiinoStar Spinning Top: Long Lasting (5-8 Minutes), with Glass Base (Diameter: 3.15"; Focal Length: -30cm; Edge Polished) For Christmas. It has some marvelous instructions!