inscrutable instructions

My lovely wife got me a DjuiinoStar Spinning Top: Long Lasting (5-8 Minutes), with Glass Base (Diameter: 3.15"; Focal Length: -30cm; Edge Polished) For Christmas. It has some marvelous instructions!

Not quite an infinite loop, but these instructions do leave you in a strange place.

I can almost understand this label.

Bought some nail clippers from Amazon. The package had a SHIPPING SRAL

Bought a Compressed air Duster - 3 Gear Adjustable 100000RPM Electric air Duster with LED Light, Cordless air Blower for Computer Keyboard Car Cleaning Kit 9000mAh Rechargeable Dust Remover

Now even more inscrutable, with intermediate fire!

I got a fancy magnifying glasses headset with LED spotlights to help me build a small Z80-based computer kit