Spinning Top and Arena Instructions

My lovely wife got me a DjuiinoStar Spinning Top: Long Lasting (5-8 Minutes), with Glass Base (Diameter: 3.15"; Focal Length: -30cm; Edge Polished) For Christmas. It has some marvelous instructions!

Obviously written in the manor of an English as a Second Language Amazon vendor, from a company whose name is all consonants. Strangely, a sense of humor shines through. I’m not certain that whoever wrote this really is someone with English as a second language.